seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude i’ll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and release the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid
- Posted 5 months ago
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- CAN I JUST DO THIS
- PLEASE
no HOmo dude but let me feel your dick dude No homo just the tip bro
- Posted 9 months ago
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imagine if this happened.
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*meeting your favourite band member/idol*
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You:Hi, I'm-
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Band member:I know who you are, I stalk your blog on tumblr omg. I know that you love me and I want you to be the mother to my children. Let's raise the fuck out of our kids okay and then we can get married omg, we're meant to be.
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"let's raise the fuck out of our kids and THEN get married"?
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Anyone else see a glitch in the matrix there?
- Posted 1 year ago
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Please wear a seat belt this does not actually work
(Source: crimsonmelmeldawn)
- Posted 1 year ago
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- PLEASE
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