COULD YOU NOT
seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude i’ll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and release the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid
no HOmo dude but let me feel your dick dude No homo just the tip bro
imagine if this happened.
*meeting your favourite band member/idol*
Band member:I know who you are, I stalk your blog on tumblr omg. I know that you love me and I want you to be the mother to my children. Let's raise the fuck out of our kids okay and then we can get married omg, we're meant to be.
"let's raise the fuck out of our kids and THEN get married"?
Anyone else see a glitch in the matrix there?
Please wear a seat belt this does not actually work
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