i made this for a homework assignment last week but this is how i feel right now??
After repeatedly being asked to leave space between our vehicles so I can get my bikes in the back, scumbag roommate continues to park like this.
I might accidentally drop a bike or two on the hood of his newly painted car
you know, tripped because he was parked too close
Probably the grossest thing I’ve ever made
And to pass this way, you must first fetch us
This is almost as heartbreaking as when you pour cereal and forget to see if you have milk first.
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