Here, I'll make it easy to find your Congressman or Congresswoman's phone number.

emmtotheatt:

Student loan rates are expected to double at the end of the month. I know a lot of my followers are fellow college students. You called for SOPA and PIPA. Call for this. It may affect you in a different way but it affects you just as much.

(Source: butthorn)

thefrogman:

newsweek:

1. Fine Arts

2. Drama and Theatre Arts 

3. Film, Video, and Photographic Arts

4. Commercial Art and Graphic Design

5. Architecture

6. Philosophy and Religious Studies

7. English Literature and Language

8. Journalism

9. Anthropology and Archeology

10. Hospitality Management

11. Music

12. History

13. Political Science and Government

If you went to college and did the bare minimum just to get a piece of paper, then this list is probably true.

If you went to college and immersed yourself in the subject matter, soaking up every bit of knowledge you could attain… this list is bullshit. That education will have value and use for the rest of your life. 

Except hospitality management. That might be useless. 

I only read the architecture one but I’ll assume the other ones are just as stupid

>gives statistics for expected pay for current economy, which (in case you didn’t know) we’re still in a recession therefore nothing is being built. Within 6 years the expected pay of a graduate who majored in architecture will double or tripple the salary of whoever wrote this

>talks about architecture, shows a picture of a construction worker performing manual labor

idiots

>

Now that’s how you open up a fucking research paper. Goddamn I’m good

Forcing herself to continue, the young college girl presses on late into the night. She’s been at it for hours, pushing harder and working more intensely to reach the climax. She doesn’t want to get there too soon though. The most important part about finishing is what happens in the process of reaching that point. Get there too soon and the final load isn’t enough to please anybody. However, if you take too long it’s impossible to hold interest and that won’t do her any good either. What she desires is the perfect balance of longevity and intensity, a harmonious mixture of action and endurance. It’s getting very late now, almost two o’clock in the morning and she’s still pushing at it. She has to be up in a few short hours, but this may be the best performance of her life, so she wants to finish. She’s struggling for inspiration though. Seemingly unable to imagine what would make this endeavor a success, she thinks about her professor. An older man, well rounded in mannerisms and sporting a worldly culturing, what would he want to see? She realizes that the goal in her late night session is to please him. She thinks about what he likes, things she may have picked up on in class during his lectures, or during those long visits during his office hours. She wants something that will really get him going. The thought of this excites her already racing mind. She accelerates in her work, her brow furrowed in effort, perspiration dripping from her forehead. Yes, she now has what she needs to finish. She knows what he wants. He told her directly in the late night tutoring sessions after class. But no, she’s finishing too quickly! He wouldn’t like that! Come to think of it, neither would she. She wants this to be perfect. Her mind races, desperately trying to lengthen her work, grappling at any ounce of inspiration that could add to its longevity. But to no avail. She has already reached the end, her tired body and mind to weak to continue on any longer. In a last ditch attempt, she sets the line spacing to 2.2pt and all punctuation to a size 14 font. She can only hope that her professor doesn’t catch her flub.

This is the opening page for my research paper on why research papers are bullshit. Yeah, I’m awesome I know

thejaystack:

Last school one for a while I promise

My college has somebody that keeps planting small bombs around the campus, so instead of trying to catch the person doing that they spend their time doing important things, like banning longboards from the campus.

I made this and posted it on the campus’ facebook wall :3

truth-has-a-liberal-bias:

Keeping College Students From the Polls - NYTimes.com

(In 2012), thousands of students on college campuses will attempt to register to vote and be turned away. Sorry, they will hear, you have an out-of-state driver’s license. Sorry, your college ID is not valid here. Sorry, we found out that you paid out-of-state tuition, so even though you do have a state driver’s license, you still can’t vote.

assubtleasasplinter:

THIS IS INCREDIBLY ACCURATE.

(Source: lunachase)