In the real world, you don’t want these guys to evolve… Evolving is baaaad!
In celebration of National Cleavage Day, here’s some cleavage from when I was younger
[These prehistoric] African crocs appeared to have had both upright, agile legs for bounding overland and a versatile tail for paddling in water. Perhaps that lay at the crux of their evolution and drove the explosion of Cretaceous crocs across Gondwana that began some 145 million years ago.
National Geographic, “Strange Crocs of the Sahara”
ah yes because what you really want in a crocodile is for is to have LONG LEGS FOR AGILE BOUNDING, jesus christ, why dont you just go all the way and make them spit acidic venom as well
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