Chicken nuggets is like my family.
Prosecutors in the UK asked for a witness report from the officer PC Peach, not knowing that Peach is the name of a police dog from a West Midlands station. Officers jokingly filled in the form above but are now being disciplined for their actions.
Otis wrote in Lassie for president. I tried to tell him that was a fictional movie dog but then he growled at me.
I bet you $5 that both of them are wondering if they’re sitting by something edible.
Otis vs the TARDIS.
A summary of this morning’s events.
feels squawk man
You just mad cuz I’m stylin on your beard
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