Collegehumors’ new video is on point as always
ALL WHITE PEOPLE WATCH THIS
Look at my nails omfg
How did you take that photo?!?
transgender garbage takes picture with transgender garbage. onlookers are confused
What is your greatest strength as an employee?
well this is awkward
one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad
so i lost my phone in school today and to test if the phone was mine the cop asked what my screeensaver was.
i had to tell her this
One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”