urbanfuck:

hippist:

mystonerlife:

Beautiful smiling tree spirit.

Can I marry this tree

wow marrying a tree what’s next same sex marriage

(Source: gypsymoongoddess)

princessfreakazoid:

whatidontwantiwaste:

neutroi:

princessfreakazoid:

okay so we have chivalry, what’s it called when women do nice things for men because they feel like they have to? what’s the word for that?

common courtesy?

fear

aaaaaand nailed it

cradily:

did somebody say

cute boys

[AGGRESSIVELY CARES FOR YOU FROM A DISTANCE BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER]

(Source: andyglassismymom)

for the softest grunge imaginable use Bounce!™ brand grunge softener

✖☯ now available in strawberry ☯✖

(Source: oolongs)

odysseiarex:

itscypher:

dontcrosscross:

• Out Of A Whole Planet’s Population, One Hero Will Be Chosen: It’s Probably Going To Be A White Dude

Well we are the majority the odds are in our favor

no yoU AREN’T THAT WAS THE POINT OF THIS POST YOU DENSEHEADED DINGLEFRICKER

boyhands:

of course guys think its attractive to have low self esteem it means they’ve succeeded in forcing you to internalize the bullshit that makes them the arbiters of your self worth and gives them power over you for your whole life don’t fall for it love yourself and delete what makes you beautiful from your itunes

2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

i think you can order one online

phriend:

Before Tumblr i thought blogging was something 30 year old single mothers did. Discussing recipes and parenting techniques

is that not what tumblr is

(Source: iraqobama)

the-fandoms-are-cool:

how I discovered I was pansexual

• shit that guy’s hot
• oh fuck that girl’s hot too
• wait what trans people are hot as well
• damn sweet jesus I’m not sure what gender you are but you’re very hot
• is there a term for this condition

eJSUS FUCKING CHIRST THIS FUCKING BLOG

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i imagine adulthood to be like one of those “choose your own adventure” books except each choice is terrible

amsterdamnedd:

this book was written thirteen years ago

dingoinnuendo:

wwebkinz:

dingoinnuendo:

makin my way downtown

have you accepted jesus christ as your lord and savior

walkin faster