suckonthedickimashark:

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mydogsnokes:

does hulu know what free is

fan-troll:

interruptmag:

Go to your nearest target. Buy a two pack of pushup bras (24$ for 2), and target’s bra inserts (12$). Then go to your nearest Walmart and buy the Vasserette Control Shapewear Panties (2.50 each), they do wonders for helping your tuck. There you go! You just saved yourself a lot of money, you can afford to buy enough to wear every day, and best of all you look fabulous. -@twidx

2.50 for a girdle is a GREAT deal, gogogogo

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tragic-misfits:

tempoes:

everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold

AND THE CHARGERS

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dragmetohtml:

actually that’s a good point, if only the first 5 tags of a post get tracked then how do you tag the Spice Girls as well as all the individual members? it’s decisions like these that determine who a person truly is.

poopflow:

pros to kissing me

• ??????
• kissing????

cons to kissing me

• ur kissing me
• ???????

lizemeddings:

this seriously happened. I went to town in a tee shirt and came back and had to put on 2 jumpers and 3 pairs of socks.

juliorichterr:

One time I saw a post accusing asexuals of forcing their sexuality into other people’s faces

and I feel like there should be a blog of aces doing that

Asexually doing laundry in public

Casually leaning against a wall in a non-sexual manner

So much asexuality right out there for everyone to see holy shit

Aces in yo’ faces

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flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

chickensandwich:

goldenclitoris:

fuck the police

i will

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