brabomb:

littleclaypot:

If I ever dated Taylor Swift, I would relate everything to orange.

I would give her orange flowers, I would give her orange love letters, I would say “Orange” instead of hello or love.

Then, if I had to break up with her, I would do it with an orange letter inside an orange.

Good luck writing a song about me now Taylor.

Door-hinge…?

Drinking binge!