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5. hawleeasaur reblogged this from simpaticonebula and added:

   Teleport

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   Youth restored… I mean, if in the 1st grade you knew all the shit you know when you hit 12 grade or college. You’d be a...

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    i would choose the 14 inch dick but idk if i want to die when im 27 that sounds pretty sucky invisibility i couLD STEAL...

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12. simpaticonebula reblogged this from ahoycaptainsteve and added:

    youth restored. Seriously, you haven’t idea how awful I was as a kid. This would fix everything.

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    DEFINITELY youth restored. Wouldn’t even mind age 13.

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    ville valgt youth restored egentlig ass

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    in

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    after long thought on the subject, Teleportation all the way.

28. dirtyrecklesshipster reblogged this from nahhbro and added:

    I’m on the fence between youth restored and God Mode.

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    Youth restored. No contest.

33. liightiintheattiic reblogged this from nightwanker and added:

    I choose youth restored. That sounds the best to me. Although getting a penis would be awesome, I don’t know how much...

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    restored, no question.

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    teleportation would be bestiesttttt

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    youth restoration all the way nigga I’D BE RICH-ish

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