1. blue-cucco reblogged this from maximumbuttitude and added:

   I’m a woman and if I drink diet soda it’s chemical poisoning it’ll get to my liver, it’ll stop there and I’ll die a...

2. angelsb0nes reblogged this from marchofthehares
3. delaneytheisolatedsystem reblogged this from gwenofthesea and added:

   …WOW

4. i-like-kittens reblogged this from homoerotics
5. sketchythought reblogged this from reaill and added:

   That’s terrible!!! Yet I am so amused by this blatant sexism.

6. i-loveded-you-piggy reblogged this from aibiki
7. brittaniethekid reblogged this from marchofthehares and added:

   What, they couldn’t get it to zero?

8. calily reblogged this from mobiusloops
9. mobiusloops reblogged this from reajeasa
10. reajeasa reblogged this from janeturenne and added:

    omigod i cant believe people r being butthurt over bein told women cant handle a fizzy drink its IRONIC i mean its not...

11. katspaw reblogged this from shrillingchicken and added:

    wow rude guess what i’m not buying

12. princesslog reblogged this from weeaboo-chan
13. tastesgooddontit reblogged this from nohetero and added:

    Suddenly, I am feeling closer to god.

14. animationborn reblogged this from anniewu
15. pyro-jack reblogged this from adachimerica and added:

    The f- Well now I’m even happier I’m giving up pop. What the fuck is this and how is this ok.

16. janeturenne reblogged this from agapi42
17. agapi42 reblogged this from marrowskies and added:

    Yorkie’s not for girls, you know. Except that Special Edition that had a pretty pink wrapper. Ten years later and...

18. marrowskies reblogged this from thefibonaccist
19. generalgiro reblogged this from topolis
20. intofireforever reblogged this from bluexcanary and added:

    LOL FIRE I LOVE YOU xD

21. thefibonaccist reblogged this from bluexcanary and added:

    reblogging because Fire :|

22. bluexcanary reblogged this from beezlybutt and added:

    DR PEPPER IS NO JOKE GUYS I TRIED TO DRINK THIS AND MY VAGINA FELL RIGHT OUT OF MY BODY IT’S ON THE GROUND OH GOD...

23. driftingthroughimagination reblogged this from nightshadeqs and added:

    Watch me, I’m the manliest woman I know.

24. lesbitrolls reblogged this from the-mad-doctor-gradamit
25. jessicavinge reblogged this from queenlaurahale
26. kingunderthemountain reblogged this from xenahort and added:

    …and I thought the Coke Zero ads were silly. This is just stupid.

27. the-mad-doctor-gradamit reblogged this from kenshiro28
28. nathanisdead reblogged this from glassairships and added:

    From the makers of a soda that tastes like spicy mud comes this new advertising campaign

29. saiyan1415 reblogged this from endlesswitch and added:

    Why are so many women reblogging this? THIS IS A MANS POST with all of you!

30. nightshadeqs reblogged this from teacupballerina
31. ishidakatagiri reblogged this from endlesswitch and added:

    this makes me wanna drink it just cause I am a woman…ya know in a not for women my ass kinda way xD

32. koemy reblogged this from reaill and added:

    What. The. Fuck.

33. wakethedragon reblogged this from heyscatcatt and added:

    Woman are usually the ones who go on diets or who drink diet fizzy drinks, so men will stereotypically think that “oh...

34. cawfeeine reblogged this from zombiesarejerks and added:

    I’ll take 2 please.

35. massivekoxx reblogged this from ceepers
36. ceepers reblogged this from fyeahlilbit2point0
37. zombiesarejerks reblogged this from thatwholebrevitything and added:

    I’m going to buy 10 of these. Because I hate women.

38. sits-on-you reblogged this from amadeusfox and added:

    Yeah, I tried Dr. Pepper 10. Only because it boasted how it had ten calories, but off the the side in small print said...

39. cactusrabbit reblogged this from thereisnosaintellen and added:

    Welp, guess I’m a man then *drinks DP* (Srsly what fresh hell is this.)

40. monklin reblogged this from thatwholebrevitything and added:

    WOW. fuck man.

41. nerdnector reblogged this from homeunderground
42. thereisnosaintellen reblogged this from thatwholebrevitything and added:

    What the actual fuck Dr. Pepper? And yeah, this is legit; here’s the link—> Dumb shit.

43. fix-it-missy reblogged this from ouestdaftpunk and added:

    So now everyone’s whining about the tagline. Puh-lease. *has a couple midgie Dr. P 10s from Safeway*~

44. thun-thun-thun reblogged this from i-w4lk-al0ne
45. reluctantmidwesterner reblogged this from candi-pants and added:

    wait what??

46. raiden-dirty reblogged this from beesmygod
47. eseli reblogged this from steamlord313 and added:

    …once I’m able to purchase this drink easily, I’m going to buy it and drink it.

48. rafira reblogged this from reaill
49. kay6297 reblogged this from theraincoatkiller and added:

    one, thats a bottle, people. two, why does it have to be for men? :U i dont like dr p anyway, it tastes weird, but...

50. theraincoatkiller reblogged this from ghost-like and added:

    Forget that, this thing is talking about how much taste there is in one can. THAT IS CLEARLY A BOTTLE, NOT A CAN.

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