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If you see your question here, don’t bother asking or ask it unanonymously so I don’t have to clog my follower’s dashes with the same question over and over. If it’s not here, feel free to ask me anything. As long as you’re polite I usually answer even if it does seem personal.

As a disclaimer if you send me one of those “tag you’re it list ten facts about yourself” thingies I’ll just ignore it. It’s nothing personal, those things are just annoying as all hell. If you’re truly curious then ask some questions; otherwise just forwarding that thing because you want to get it off your hands is spam.

Also, please don’t ask me to follow your blog. If it’s a good blog and I like it I’ll end up following it anyways, but if you ask it’s awkward. Rule is, if you ask, I don’t follow

Prefered pronouns?

she/her/hers

Are you a real girl? herpdiddyderp

No, but my pixels hardly ever glitch so it’s usually hard to tell that I’m just a hologram.

Do you ask yourself those anon questions?

Yes, I’ve asked every anon question since the beginning of tumblr, including this one. And the one that called you out for having sex with your dog. You know you did it.

What’s your name?

My name is Chelsea Andrea Streitẅolf.

Which genitals do you like to have in and around your mouth?

I’m pansexual so if I’m into someone then I don’t mind toying with their junk.

Does it bother you when people ask you these personal questions about your gender and sexuality?

It doesn’t bother me because I’m glad that they want to learn about it. It’s much better than just making assumptions about me or not accepting me at all. Not everyone is like that though, and there’s always a time and a place for those questions, so make sure you ask if it’s okay to pry before you start firing away. Also, be as polite as possible and don’t feel bad or anything if the person starts to tell you but decides that they’re too uncomfortable. It happens.

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Favorite Quote


[nohetero] masterfully balances presentations of absurd comedy and absurd tragedy (most notably of a political bent). Visiting [her] blog can fill me with righteous indignation and then assuage that very rage in a matter of moments ^_^ [She] often inspires a roller-coaster of emotion, but [she] consistently inspire passion, which is much appreciated for those of us (growing in number daily, it would seem) who are desperate to escape the banality of our mundane lives.

-praniphagite, with my favorite review of my blog ever


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