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ander-son: finnickerr: come on has anyone ever actually used the word benign validly in a sentence i am eight but i will soon benign it was a benign effort for you to try to make this post funny for them but then you misused the word and prompted me to be a killjoy
joceln: canada looks really broken u ok canada oh my god OH MY GOD THERE IS A MINI VERSION OF NORTH AMERICA MADE OUT OF WATER INSIDE CANADA
tomlinsarse: i’m about to cry my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches then he started to cry and ran off and yelled they all...
Palm Beach Elections Supervisor Rejects Florida's... →
Palm Beach County Supervisor of Elections Susan Bucher, a former Democratic state representative, told ThinkProgress in an interview that while the state of Florida sent her county 115 names of voters it considered “sure matches” with a list of non-citizens, her office determined the list’s documentation to be “not credible” and has not sent out letters asking for verification of citizens to any...
larxenesomebody: merlinsfuckingbeard: My dad was sitting beside me on the computer and saw this folder He asked me if it was a folder filled with ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’ I then proceeded to show him what was in it He then walked away muttering something about me being pretentious thank god I have my ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’ in this folder tbh Always have...
DISCRIMINATION. Damn-straight, pun intended. So a wag of my finger at...– Stephen Colbert’s sassy response to the renowned gay bar in West Hollywood, ‘The Abbey,’ closing its doors to bachelorette parties in the fight for same-sex marriage. (via hcdragon)
frank-fappa: When we were learning about the Russian revolution in history class a few years ago, the teacher mentions, “Leon Trotsky was murdered with an ice pick.” A girl pipes up and goes, “That’s so smart because it’s, like, made of ice so the murder weapon just melts away!!!”
thoracs: thoracs: maplewren: 12fiftyone: 12fiftyone: Teenage girls using the word “broken” to describe themselves Teenage girls girls Gir G
trans-evolve The evolution of individual transwomen and transmen. This is a journey, one of which is different for each person. Its nice to look back and see how far we have come, or see what we have to look forward to with the progress of our trans brothers and sisters. Everyone is making their own path. There is a point through out a transition when the mind is finally at peace with the...
It’s all fun and games until tastefullyoffensive posts a facebook screencap of something that was funny on tumblr last week
iweardiamondsforbreakfast: i miss flip phones because at the end of a conversation u could dramatically close them like what can i do with my iphone throw it against the wall/nearest Filipino
mcrshavedmywife: a group of thirteen year olds wearing adventure time shirts and converse walk through the hallways of school laughing and yelling ‘come at me bro’ at people who pass by because they are different and random, unlike other teens
father: “ALRIGHT WHOSE WATER BOTTLE IS THIS LEAKING ALL OVER THE COUNTER” The blue one? With ice in it? The one with condensation on the sides? Yeahhhh I’m gonna do a science!
Theft is ok when you're a white guy in Silicon... →
foxtalbotnegatives: bankuei: “He’d been living there for two months, hiding out at night on couches, eating the company’s food, and exercising and showering in its gym.” Basically, this dude moves into the AOL work campus, lives on the couches, eats the food, showers, uses the gym, does laundry there - for two months straight to work on HIS startup stuff for his own profit. Compare this to...
ryanamusements: people who reckon they’re “living life to the full” because they blow all their money on a “sick night out” and get “smashed” every week
hyperbolequeen: you know what the stupidest award is perfect attendance why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here
londie: Alright so I posted a picture of myself a year or so ago where I drew Totoro beside me and added a cheap filter to it. I didn’t really expect any notes because it was kind of shoddily done. It got around 900 and then died out. It was dead. But then people started reposting it in the Totoro tag and I realized my image had been posted on weheartit.com and that there were likely many...