regooble if ur a 90s tooble
So I just saw two of the worst pun attempts I’ve ever seen I seriously want to cry as the master punisher this hurts me please stop
sh4ne: do british people pronounce the xxxxxxx at the end of their sentences or is it silent?
caraknightley: foxface: caraknightley: once a girl in my biology class asked if the sun had bones That’s actually rather poetic… what are you talking about
Happy April Fools' Day!
cracked: Just kidding. Tomorrow is April Fools’ Day. Gotcha! April Fools!
clayaiken2003: my black cats name is winnie but her name evolved from that to poops and last time my mom went to the vet my mom was like “um… her original name was winnie but she only responds to the name poops……………” it was a hallmark moment let me tell ya
every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist
annawintour: turn offs: vaginas
comemorninglighte: sunsetmugging: captainodair: whats the html code for a social life <go> </outside> 404 error
mikadobubbles: did I mention how cool it looks when slugs have sex look:
nippleback: apparently the suicide hotline is only used for trying to prevent suicides from happening and not for nominating people who should kill themselves sucks i spent a lot of time on this list too
ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum accidentally calls Obama the N-word on camera, ending his campaign. Oh wait.
Missouri Legislator: Qualified To Legislate... →
stfuconservatives: rhrealitycheck: So, how do you really feel about the people whose rights you are legislating away? Sheesh. In case you want to contact Missouri House Majority Leader Tim Jones (R-Eureka): Facebook (though it appears you cannot comment in any capacity) Twitter Email Phone: 573-751-0562 How cute, another Republican claiming that an introductory knowledge of farming...
Update: 11 year old trans girl lost appeal →
transawareness: The above article is an update. Her mother went to appeal to keep her out of the psychiatric ward and lost. She will be institutionalized because of her expression of her gender. She will be held until she conforms to male gender and then released to foster care, not her mother who was supporting her. Please, if you haven’t signed the petition, sign it, reblog it, ask your...
Scalia Says Court Can’t Be Bothered To Read... →
stfuconservatives: tartantambourine: During the last day of Supreme Court hearings about the Affordable Care Act, the justices covered whether or not the entire law could stand if the individual mandate was struck down and the law’s expansion of Medicaid. But Justice Antonin Scalia seemed surprised that someone would have expected the justices to read the text of the health care reform law...