being emotionally attached to the relationship between two extraterrestrial bodies that are 38.5 AU’s away
textposter: Having your parent or guardian sign a permission slip before you engage in intercourse
tltty: remember when all the text post bloggers used redux and banded together & called themselves “redux bloggers” yeah ok i hope yall realize how dumb u were and the shittiest theme in tumblr at that
ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum goes to the zoo specifically to see the penguins and the penguin exhibit is closed.
everets: when did this become hooter than this
KIWI AND THE PONIES
kiwicheeks: kiwi is introduced to the ponies and quickly inspects rarity’s horn she then moves on to sweetie belle and swiftly incapacitates her it is then she finds her true love, fluttershy mwah mwah she checks out applejack and rarity a bit but then returns to her love, fluttershy kiwi loves ponies
nuditea: “when one door closes, another one opens” imagine how annoying it would be if that were true you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open your cat escapes you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches meanwhile your panties are still around your ankles and...
Occupy Rallies Against Powerful Right-Wing Group... →
destroythegop: ashleybaxstrom: Today, occupiers in 80 American cities are holding the movement’s largest coordinated demonstration since fall: a huge protest against the American Legislative Exchange Council. “ALEC is like a speed-dating service for lonely legislators and corporate executives,” says one activist. I’ve heard of ALEC. Here’s some more info & links to spread the word about...
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Woman gets prosecuted for "stealing" an education
noel: Today on my Facebook newsfeed, I saw this article about a woman who was prosecuted for lying about where she lived so her kid could go to a better school. I became thoroughly riled up and wrote this message to the Norwalk Mayor online feedback submission form. I just read about the proceedings and conviction of Tanya McDowell. I understand the want to make a case out of a drug...
joshishollywood: Oh god what the fuck xD I didn’t bother watching this before because I figured oh, it’s just another idiot preteen on the internet, but oh god this one is so bad
On the rich getting less rich: "People who don’t... →
occupyonline: inothernews: I don’t know whether to cry or pull my hair out or both. Wow…those ARE some really stressful decisions. Maybe they shouldn’t have had three kids if they couldn’t afford them. Think of it this way rich people, if you get less rich, you’ll be SO much less stressed! You’ll only have to make decisions like, should I pay for gas to get to work this week or pay for food...
So remember when I joked about turning in that “What I Learned In Boating School” paper with the fancy The from spongebob? Well I actually turned it in and it worked xD I got extra time to write the paper
the typing game is so addicting omg →
So um it’s 1am and I think I’m changing the topic of my paper my professor will have to be happy with my beautiful spongebob reenactment because I’m going to bed and giving that to him for now I’ll do my paper later
nehzoomey: how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
ivanoooze: I hope Rick Santorum goes to Subway and asks for a meatball sub on italian herbs & cheese but they give him whole wheat and when they ask him for what kind of cheese he wants he says “swiss” and they give him american and then when he goes to the veggies the guy grabs the lettuce before he says anything and Rick goes “no lettuce” and the guy goes “lettuce” and Rick goes “no” and...
senatorlemonsnout: the best feeling in the world is finding someone who ships your otp that nobody ships Pluto and Charon