Anonymous asked: are you gay
Lindsay attacked centipede with high pitched...
Anonymous asked: you would be ugly girl. but you are pretty man.
why is there no white history appreciation month
kingdouchebag: i swear, you enslave one race… because we have the rest of the year op
youmaynowlaugh: WHAT IS THIS SHIT. omg everyone should click this lol hahaha This is the epitome of dog shit.
1-800-ask-gary: this one time I was at a wedding in a catholic church and I accidentally leaned back into the holy water and got my dress wet Oh did you get the tear fixed? Because I’m sure after that incedent, it was pretty… holy.
pussymicrowave: nobody on tumblr wants to do work normally but a simple math problem comes up and suddenly everyone is trying to figure it out I think somebody just didn’t want to do their math homework so they started this big controversy on tumblr so everyone would do it for them.
So the student council at my school
legendarydamager: is trying to fund raise money so they’re doing this thing called “Battle of the Biebs.” in which they plan to put JB songs on repeat during lunch in the caf and the only way you can get them to stop is by donating money
Anonymous asked: What a funny looking cat. I smell something fishy about that photo.
Anonymous asked: u r cute
Anonymous asked: Why is Hitler written in glitter! Lol!
I just lawled so hard. GVOgirls-at-my-school.
afternoonsnoozebutton: A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the woman hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and...
love it how people on here are all like "someone...
goddevil: but never go and initiate a convo with their followers. i see it as someone basically saying ” i’m too fucking lazy to be social so come and entertain me my minions” yeah dude, TOTALLY GUNNA HAPPEN! XD lol It works though >.> GET TO IT MINIONS!
People complaining about Harry Potter spoilers...
The spoilers were officially released from 1997 through 2007 in the form of these nifty things:
It does not matter how slow you go so long as you do not stop.– some faggot from the tumblr staff