xD Okay I’ll take this seriously.
Usually you forget it’s there. Like, it’s really unusual to sense its presence. Guys waddle around like penguins sometimes because they think they’re thugs, but really it just makes them look pigeon toed.
When they move it to a different side, that’s when they sense its presence lol. With every guys I know of, their dick hangs to one side or the other, like curves off to the left or right or something. It feels weird when it’s on the wrong side, although I wouldn’t move it with my hands in public xD Ew.
You have no idea how bad it hurts to be kicked there. Although I’ve heard it hurts pretty bad to get hit in the boob, so maybe you do know if it’s the same. The world will probably never know, because if somebody has both one set is probably fake.
If he said “literally”, he is an idiot, and should be kicked in the balls xD. That would be like saying “I haven’t been to the comic book store in like, literally 1 million years.” It can be used as a figure of speech to say how cold it is, like saying “I’m freezing my ass off”. Your ass isn’t literally freezing off, but it’s cold.
Hope this was helpful.
And awkward >:3
How do you ride a bike comfortably?
And ugh, penis just hanging around all the time.
In your pants.
Like an unwanted pocket sausage.
lol i’ve always wondered about the bike thing
it seems like girls always assume that the penis is erect 24/7 lol. it’s really not that much of a problem.
As much as I hate having a penis, it doesn’t stop you from riding a bike… unless you fall and it gets caught in the chain or something >.>
Woooo somebody who isn’t retarded ^_^ How refreshing.