thespacecoyote: I honestly don’t understand how people find boyfriends/girlfriends Like it seems like some people just somehow Fall into relationships just like Oops I tripped into a pit of writhing bodies and one got velcro’d to me Is that how you do it
>parents go on facebook >read me every single status as if it’s the most important news update in the world Fuck. My new year resolution is for them to stop doing that
blackbruise: in honor of 2011 i have wasted the final day of 2011 just like how i wasted every other day in 2011
How teens and adults text: Expectations: Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out? Reality: Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out? Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
somanymoviescomingoutin2012omg: monasleaza: what if what if Karp is right look at this man he hasn’t been right a day in his life
tlyudacris: tumblr has gone full on gangsta with this shit hello! it seems that you are using a browser hack…. it’d be a shame if something bad were to happen to you and your blog… be a reeeaaallll shame…
cesaret: “You are unacceptable!” Tumblr yelled, giving Missing E a firm shove. “What are you doing, I thought we were…” Missing E cried, both unable to resist the abuse and compatibility with its love, the one who gave it meaning and purpose. “I thought I could take it, but you slow me down! You make me crash! You ruin my performance! You’re even invading my privacy!” Tumblr proclaimed, giving...
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tumblr: literally the worst at listening to its...
literally the worst at everything. Seriously, fuck whichever staff member(s) sent out that notification.
fagjars: if i had a nice body i’d be naked all the time naked all the time I don’t have a nice body but I’m still naked all the time /shrugs