January 2012
thespacecoyote:
I honestly don’t understand how people find boyfriends/girlfriends
Like it seems like some people just somehow
Fall into relationships just like
Oops I tripped into a pit of writhing bodies and one got velcro’d to me
Is that how you do it
December 2011
>parents go on facebook
>read me every single status as if it’s the most important news update in the world
Fuck. My new year resolution is for them to stop doing that
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blackbruise:
in honor of 2011 i have wasted the final day of 2011 just like how i wasted every other day in 2011
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How teens and adults text:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
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somanymoviescomingoutin2012omg:
monasleaza:
what if
what if Karp is right
look at this man
he hasn’t been right a day in his life
tlyudacris:
tumblr has gone full on gangsta with this shit
hello! it seems that you are using a browser hack…. it’d be a shame if something bad were to happen to you and your blog…
be a reeeaaallll shame…
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cesaret:
“You are unacceptable!” Tumblr yelled, giving Missing E a firm shove.
“What are you doing, I thought we were…” Missing E cried, both unable to resist the abuse and compatibility with its love, the one who gave it meaning and purpose.
“I thought I could take it, but you slow me down! You make me crash! You ruin my performance! You’re even invading my privacy!” Tumblr proclaimed, giving...
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tumblr: literally the worst at listening to its...
literally the worst at everything.
Seriously, fuck whichever staff member(s) sent out that notification.
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fagjars:
if i had a nice body i’d be naked all the time
naked
all the time
I don’t have a nice body but I’m still naked all the time
/shrugs
