September 2010
Now, I'm not heterophobic, but do they have to...
joncameoutofthesortinghat:
thechampionofidiots:
inertexplosions:
vonizzix:
lovethewaywelie:
(via daleksontumblr)
My url probably doesn’t help with you believing the opening statement now does it?
mrcellophanediamond asked: AND THEN HE STUCK HIS WEINER IN HIS MOUTH.
AND THEN
HE STUCK HIS WEINER
IN HIS MOUTH
lmao
AND THEN
HE STUCK HIS WEINER
IN HIS MOUTH
lmao
August 2010
My mom was against the mosque being built in New York. I fixed that :)
He quivered with anticipation at the soft touch of...
bobbymarc:
reblog and continue?
AND THEN HE STUCK HIS WEINER IN HIS MOUTH. The end.
8 Years of Iraq Cost Less than Porkulus →
mojoceratops:
evilteabagger:
As President Obama prepares to tie a bow on U.S. combat operations in Iraq, Congressional Budget Office numbers show that the total cost of the eight-year war was less than the stimulus bill passed by the Democratic-led Congress in 2009.
According to CBO numbers in its Budget and Economic Outlook published this month, the cost of Operation Iraqi Freedom was...
I don't get why people are so fascinated by penis...
joxxespiritu:
hawaiiansdonotblog:
joxxespiritu:
Does it make your lives better if you find out how big someone’s penis is?
yup.
It does?
EWWWOOAHHHH NEGATIVE TWO.
fmylife:
Today, I finally decided to do regular biology rather than honors biology, thinking honors would be too hard. My first day in regular biology, my lab partner asked me whether a rock was alive or not. FML
fmylife:
Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: “You should throw your vagina in there along with them.” FML
mojoceratops asked: I just have to say, you have the best blog name EVER.
That is all.
That is all.