howimetyourpadre asked: As of right now you have 2 hours and 15 mins to get your app in
hcdragon: polite-nipple: omgcannedbread: may a squadron of beautiful vaginas find their way to your crotch by day’s end I love theoatmeal. Such quality comics.
i hate tumblr drama.
hcdragon: youareasmellypiratehooker: there is absolutely no point to it. i wish people would stop starting shit with people that i follow. because they are hurt. and it’s frustrating as hell. i want tumblr to go back to how it was about 2 months ago. remember when we all got along? when we didn’t have to worry about stupid shit? i wanna get out of this so damn bad. I don’t understand...
chuckpeterson-deactivated201204 asked: Good luck on your application!
death-by-lulz: From Death By Lulz
why was i born
aaron: like really? really.. So you could be beautiful.
fmylife: Today, I got into a car accident. While getting my things out of the car to bring into the tow truck, I noticed the handcuffs from my Halloween costume were still in the trunk. The tow truck driver noticed before I did, because he smiled, winked, and asked if I needed any more help. FML
fmylife: Today, I wore my high school letterman jacket while I was out shopping. A man saw me and muttered to his wife about how sad it is some adults can’t grow up and continue to wear their high school paraphernalia, constantly trying to relive their senior year. I am a senior. FML
I just finished applying to UF.
Wish me luck, guys <3
I’m writing my college essay, and I’m currently telling UF why they want me at their school. Damn, I can be one cocky fucker :3