January 2012
adele: i set fire to the rain
me:
mom:
adele: watched it burn
me and adele: AS I TOUCHED YOUR FACE
mom: please get your hand off my face i'm driving.
2011: Let's go planking
2012: Let's go choke on some cinnamon
Mittbucks →
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I plugged in the numbers for someone working minimum wage...
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Batman is my favorite Disney Princess
xanderpants:
Tennessee is trying to pass a bill that makes it... →
yelyahwilliams:
magicalboobs:
crazedlunatic:
They need 1900 more signatures!
Signed!
Embarrassed for my homestate. Embarrassed for religion.
my "friend": Homosexual people are disgusting. They should understand that love can exist only between a man and a woman.
me: Do you love your boyfriend?
my "friend": Of course! I love him so much. You can't even imagine. I've never been so in love in my life. I want to marry him.
me: So please imagine now that your boyfriend's penis disappears and suddenly he has a vagina. Nothing else changes in him, he's still the same person you know. What is your reaction?
my "friend": That would be horrible. I don't want to even think about it. I couldn't imagine being with him.
me: That means you don't love him. You love only his dick. That's sad.
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