February 2012
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clientsfromhell:
I gave a client statistics regarding an online application we created.
Client: 80% of app-users? 80% out of what?
Me: Out of all app-users. It’s out of 100%.
Client: Well, it could be out of 1000%. Please be more detailed with your data.
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brabomb:
littleclaypot:
If I ever dated Taylor Swift, I would relate everything to orange.
I would give her orange flowers, I would give her orange love letters, I would say “Orange” instead of hello or love.
Then, if I had to break up with her, I would do it with an orange letter inside an orange.
Good luck writing a song about me now Taylor.
Door-hinge…?
Drinking binge!
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Light skin niggas celebrating black history month
sirtrevorofthecool:
Bitch you wasn’t wit us picking in the fields
Can’t tell if joking but even if it is, this is why I don’t feel bad about making black jokes.
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Anonymous asked: what exactly is missing e? you always talk about it but idk what it is and if it's good or bad lol
thekingcunt:
if something you post or reblog has a 9gag watermark on it i judge you
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lolitachainsaw:
moenoko:
one time when i was in second grade we were going over letters and every day our teacher would make us sit down and say words that began with whatever thing we were learning and one day she made us list things that began with ‘y’ and the kid next to me raised his hand and said yu-gi-oh
she said that it wasnt a word and every kid in the class got mad at her and we kept...
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Eating nachos
look to the right
oh, I suppose the salsa and guacamole goes on the food
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quanticos:
powerpals:
i don’t understand shark movies i mean just get out of the water
YEAH OK
GASHUNK
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