alrighty so tomorrow morning I’m heading out of town for the weekend for another bike race ^_^ this one is the state championship and the good news is that my points are solid enough that I’m gonna get third no matter what c: I just have to show up. the bad news is that it’s the same story for second lol buut that takes the pressure off so I’m just gonna go and have a good...
doglets: sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
clearbay: I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT ｡･ﾟ･ﾟʕﾟ>ᴥ<ʔ･ﾟ･｡
shikajika: “Kids can’t learn about sexuality and gender because it’s too scary or confusing for them” yeah because YOU told them they there are ONLY straight men and straight women from the age of three and then used that limited scope an an excuse to carry on dodging the subject. I found the seven times table scary and confusing but I still had to do about 20 exams about it
dakotawhatever: people out here saying angelina jolie is now worthless because she doesnt have breasts but im pretty sure shes at home getting fanned by pool boys and sittin on that 120 million dollar worth while brad pitt sucks her toes ya’ll aint even worth it
aoisasahina: WHA TS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEER NUTS AND DEER NUTS BEER N UTS COST $1.99 AND DEER NUTS ARE UND ER A BUCK
australiansanta: science more like sighence
backwardblackbyrd said: unfollower: chelsea deserves some kind of award because she’s been following me for like 3 years even though she’s not interested in anime or dangan ronpa or any fandoms pretty much good on u chelsea Are we saying nice things about Chelsea? Because she is perf and deserves a tiara. Plus she’s a total babe to boot! (◡‿◡✿) both of you stop it or i’m gonna cry...
things men say to women about misandry: WHY CANT WE JUST TREAT EACH OTHER AS EQUALS????
things men say to men about misogyny:
rneerkat: rneerkat: rneerkat: what do boxes breath boxygen i stand corrected
This is what I don’t get - Women are impure because males have touched them....– Comment on Jezebel article “Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit” (via lorbeere)
amoying: the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams
farmcore: Is This Person Actually Going to Change Lanes or Did They Forget That Their Blinker Is On: a gripping thriller starring every driver in the state of Florida
westbor0baptistchurch: tootsied: iapprovethispost: tootsied: I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR] You’re living in the past it’s a new generation [LOUD GUITAR] [SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]
tr3ndyc00l: apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream
do-well-bruv: WHEn the computer says “ah you should probs restart the computer mate i’ve done some updates” does anybody actually stop what theyre doin and restart im just going to assume that that’s what the computeer actually says over there because my life is better that way
dragmetohtml: wait what the fuck is a prayer circle? i think it’s like a circle jerk but instead of cumming on the floor everyone summons a jesus
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tulililli: reblogthings: lol your not special for knowing what a coaster is
swagony: wow i can’t believe lesbians shove their boobs up each other’s vaginas
catswithbenefits: i love 50 cent, or as he is known in Zimbabwe; four hundred million dollars
lonelywhiteasian: lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
lgbtlaughs: If you’re a UK resident, the Coalition For Equal Marriage website will let you fire off a letter to your MP to urge them to support marriage equality (pre-written or personalised). It will also let you know how they’re likely to vote on the issue. Please do!
imbobswaget: things ppl say that alerts you to them being the actual worst: john was my favourite beatle abolishing religion would solve a lot of problems i’m not a racist i hate all races equally disliking someone because of their political affiliation is ridiculous but if you think abou it stereotypes do exist for a reason god, can you believe people on welfare own iphones