Not even a parody; this is literally the anti-vaccine movement.
i’m laughing so hard these facetious tumblr left posts made it onto this twitter that mocks tumblr posts in the tradition of r/tumblrinaction
lmao, can you imagine what it would feel like to think that any one of these was a sincere statement? to fear the spectre of anime communism
and people say tumblr essjays can’t take a joke
are straight allies even real
ew no boys have cooties and by cooties i mean centuries’ worth of institutionalized privilege
Anonymous asked: I don't know who Ayn Rand is. Should I change that or just let it lie?
Imagine the baby that would result from a night of passion between Ebenezer Scrooge (before the spirits changed his ways) and Mr. Krabs from Spongebob. Now imagine that baby grew up and married the baby that would result from a night of passion between Yzma from the Emperor’s New Groove and Mr. Burns from the Simpsons. Now imagine the newlyweds had a baby of their own, and that baby was raised aboard a Ferengi Starship, where she was tutored in empathy and compassion by Lord Voldemort. Now imagine that baby grew up and someone told her that any opinions she might have or conclusions she might reach are based on objective logic and reason, and that anyone who disagrees with her is simply being irrational. Now multiply that person’s greed and heartlessness by 100 and you’ll begin to see something that comes close to resembling Ayn Rand.
my aesthetic is lipstick stains on the mouth of bike bottles
Anonymous asked: Ok so in this book I'm writing there's a character who's a queer dragon lady (with human glamour for convenience) who jumps out of planes for funsies and is like super strong and powerful and she reminds me of you a lot so thank you for giving me inspiration you're rad as heck
omg that’s so wonderful let me know when the book is finished because I would love to read it!
"people on benefits shouldn’t be having flatscreen TVs"
why what other kind of TVs do they make? its 2014, you can’t just pop into Argos and buy a 9 inch VCR combo
please sit down
my mom once complained that she saw a person on food stamps buying water
This is why 4chan raided Tumblr, nobody likes Tumblr feminists, NO ONE.
i can’t believe people eat this shit up like it’s real
people can just type up the wildest fake “SJW” text they can think of and it just travels infinitely around communities desperate enough to get their anti-SJW rocks off that they’ll jump at the chance to attack this fake ass manufactured SJW strawman garbage
you’re thinking “damn i’m the strongest tiger in the zoo, let this be a lesson that i will catch and kill every rabbit that dares to encroach upon my domain” meanwhile everyone else is laughing watching you rip apart a stuffed animal because you can’t tell the difference