i can’t belive yahoo is going to change tumblrs name to myspace

mowwwg:

“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact

(Source: pdlcomics)

i broke my finger today but on the other hand i am completely fine

tomithejellyfish:

f-andsome:

tomithejellyfish:

omg you guys I just got this email wtf???

1. That’s Comic Sans
2. Reblogged is misspelled as rebloged
3. The Cumber Collective will not stand for this

roughrimjob:

when u in da club n a broke fucker tryna grind

lightningnymph:

Friendly reminder that with one click, you can:

• Give free food to the hungry.
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paxamericana:

i had the exact same political philosophy as ron paul when i was thirteen years old. he’s 77. 

cardashians:

pussy game too strong

(Source: this-is-lackluster)

mint ice cream being the same color as pistachio ice cream is the reason i have trust issues

hungarian:

facts about white people

1. they usually have 10 toes
2. ???
3. i cannot come up with anything else

(Source: heroinkilledtherockstar)

(Source: reapershadcat)

littlewhirl:

strong imagery

(Source: ghostdaddotcx)