*sends u nudes but just as a friend*
And a golden “Millionth Visitor” trophy too.
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- becky look BECKY IT IS YOU AND ME I AM THE ANNOYING PUNGUIN AND YOU ARE TRAPPED ON THIS ICE SHEET WITH ME
Fast & Furious 6, by Chris Morgan. 2013.
Just everything about this is marvelous.
in a moody to see a booty
Fantasy novelist:Alright, time to create my fantasy world. Great thing about this genre is that I can make it anything I want. Could be based on any culture in any place from any time. Could be a mix of places and times, or something newly invented by me. Yup, there is literally nothing out of bounds here.
Fantasy novelist:I'm gonna go with medieval England.
why am i not a banana
Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.
are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people
Passing the lobster tank at the grocery store.
Every time I feel like I’ll leave there with 15 new lobster friends.
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